Luke Chiara and I were at the Melia Family Vacation this weekend, in the Poconos. Aside from seeing everyone together and having the usual competitive games and fun, my favorite moment was when I was pushing Chiara on the bucket swing. Nearby were two kids about six years old, on the saddle swings. They were speaking somewhat softly so I wasn’t paying attention to them until the boy’s voice rose and I heard:

Boy: “When I grow up I’m going to kick you in the penis!”

Girl: “I don’t have a penis.”

Boy: “What? Do you pee out of your butt?”

Girl: “Not exactly.”